Kaomojified Huoonty Chinese - 魂體火星文

窝/窩 - temperamental 我

ï like using 窝/窩 in place of 我 (meaning I or me) b∵c it lꙭks more like a person. w/ ϑ’simplified 窝 it lꙭks like a face with a ૮ ,◕ ﻌ ◕ა-type nose and a mustache. ϑ’traditional character 窩 can simultaneously be used to express discontent, ϑa̍ňk̍s to the top part resembling ϑe 囧 agony emoticon… just except ϑeyԙ wearing a lil hat 宀. For example:

• 窩餓死了！(ïm starving 囧)
• 窝覺得牛肉麵最好吃の~ (ï ϑink beef noodle soup tastes ϑ’best :3)
• 窩想你 (ï miss ᴜ̊ 囧)
• 窝の丈夫好可愛喔 (my husbant sou cute :3)
• 窩ゐ你瘋了 (ᴜ̊ drive me crazy 囧)
• 窝ゐ你瘋了 (ᴜ̊ drive me crazy :3)

Iṋ writing ï prefer to replace ϑ’bottom bit 咼 with a 骨 body, ⅋ut unicode for chinese characters has itꝬ limits (sometimes ï wiʃh we cůld construct characters like w/ hangul somehow). 我 iꝬ actually an ancient pictogram depicting a barrier of swords or someϑiŋ similar which iꝬ cool, ⅋ut ï find ϑ’adoption of it to use for ϑ’most common pronoun of all time as a phoneme quite uninspired. So non-bidenary of me. 窩 iꝬ already used & recognised iṋ Chinese post-irony innerweb circles, where itꝬ used phonetically as a lazier more casual sounding 我 b∵c it lacks tone. Muɕh of ŵhat ïm outlining here iꝬ an exploration of ϑose existing deterritorial frameworks like 火星文 Martian Script.

の - possessive 的

ϑis ones a raϑer low hanging fruit since itꝬ already widely used & even legally recognised in Hong Kong. From my understanding, itꝬ used as a 草書 cursive script rendering of the bopomo character ㄉ, ⅋ut it cůld also be ϑat の in Japanese iꝬ used ϑ’same way. 的 has been on̅e of ϑ’most baffling characters to people trying to understand chinese writing logograφically. ItꝬ used 99.9% of ϑ’ time as ϑ’possessive particle “de” ⅋ut b∵c it was adopted as a phoneme like 我, ϑ’character suggests it’s related to l̗i̗gh̖t̖ - 白 means white and 勺 iꝬ a ladle w/ someϑiŋ iṋ it. When used as “dì” (instead of de) meaning aim or clear, ϑis makes total sense, ⅋ut oϑerwise… nøt so muɕh.

草書

Speaking of 草書, ϑ’only cursive script characters we ԙ able to use remain culturally exclusive to Japan ϑa̍ňk̍s to ϑeir adoption of rushed characters as hirigana. Lets make use of what we have. We can’t be letting ϑem have all ϑ’fun, ï mean ゐ什麼日本人可以用草書字但是窩用の事後你們叫窩一个 traitor. 窩ふ要給窩の婆婆 ww2 flashbacks 但是やふ窩の錯 technology killed ϑ’whimsy out of writing. Ahem.. Anyway, ϑere are plenty (& even more if ᴜ̊ count ϑ’unicodes for 變體假名 hentaigana) ⅋ut ϑese seem to be ϑ’most legible:

• ゐ - 為
• ふ - 不
• わ - 和
• や - 也 (personally helps me distinguish 也 & 世)
• も - 毛 (distinguish twix 毛 & 手)

Classical Chinese & Translingualism

Using classical chinese in place of more modern mandarin carries a higher degree of universality. So for example, with 我們 (meaning we) the plural marker 們 can be replaced with its more classical synonymn 等, this way it would be more consistent with Korean hanja (我等 - 무리), Japanese (我等 - われら), and various chinese “dialects” like Hakka (𠊎等 - ngai den). If we keep going with the pronouns theme we find that 你 (meaning you) can also be replaced with it’s literary form 尔, so 你們 -> 尔等. I don’t think 你 needs 人 particle at all… 等 on the other hand could definitely be confused with it’s other meanings. To deal with this we can give the 人 particle to it instead -> 𠎬. While 𠎬 exists in unicode, it’s pretty much completely unused so it might not display properly on some devices. On the subject of rare characters from the CJK Unified Ideographs Extensions, many of these are quite incredible. 𠀝 is an ideogrammic compound containing 下 (meaning down) above 上 (meaning above) and is a variant form of 空 (meaning void). 𠀊 is a blend of 大 (meaning big) and 小 (meaning small) from Wu. ï also just find that certain variations of characters just make more sense, like 髙 for 高 meaning high, b∵c it has a ladder.